Moose Mountain Comics

According to some egghead in Mount Vernon, Maine, “american dogs and cats produce 10 million tons of waste a year, and no one knows where it’s going.” Well, seems to me, it’s had no trouble finding  its way to the heel of my boot. But guess what? Somebody’s come up with a solution to our nation’s poop problem. Yup, looks like they found a way to paddle that creek. And they also found a cure for that energy crisis everybody’s droppin’ bricks over. See, they got this contraption that produces electricity, natural gas, and even fuel from fecal matter. Turns it all into methane. Trouble is, you need a ton of turds to supply enough energy to keep the Christmas lights on your trailer from going out. Well, this got me thinking, what we really need to do is set up excrement redemption centers all over Maine. In this way,  folks can redeem their unwanted loose stool for hard cash.

And we shouldn’t stop there either. Everything in Maine produces ca-ca. Especially the moose. The bogs are full of bull… if you get my drift.